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Latest inaccuracies, insanities, failures, mistakes in life...

couple talking

Wife: Hon...Paki fix naman ilaw natin sa labas.
Husband: Hellooo...Electrician ba ako???
Wife: Eh di paki gawa na lang hagdan natin.
Husband: Hellooo......Karpintero ba ako???

Umalis si Husband...Pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa bahay. Tinanong nya si Wife kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.

Wife: Kasi kanina...A man saw me crying...sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay, so he offered to help in exchange of either sex or bake ako ng cake.
Husband: So....pinag bake mo siya ng cake???
Wife: Helloooo...Baker ba ako???

Latest inaccuracies, insanities, failures, mistakes in life...