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couple talking

Wife: Hon...Paki fix naman ilaw natin sa labas.
Husband: Hellooo...Electrician ba ako???
Wife: Eh di paki gawa na lang hagdan natin.
Husband: Hellooo......Karpintero ba ako???

Umalis si Husband...Pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa bahay. Tinanong nya si Wife kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.

Wife: Kasi kanina...A man saw me crying...sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay, so he offered to help in exchange of either sex or bake ako ng cake.
Husband: So....pinag bake mo siya ng cake???
Wife: Helloooo...Baker ba ako???

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Regalo - Panghilud

BF: May ibibigay akong gift sayo, pero hulaan mo muna!
GF: Sige, clue naman...
BF: Kailangan ito ng leeg mo.
GF: Kwintas?
BF: Hindi... PANGHILOD!


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Ang Sipon Daw

Pagmogahi mahimong kulangot…
Pagmasobrahan ug simhot mulosot
Sa dunggan mahimong bungog…
Ug matulon matukan ubhon…
Mogawas usa na ka hukal…
Oki na lang na kaysa moabot sa tiyan
Mogawas sa ubos, mapan-os
moBahong Clorox….

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