Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Life Story of A Champion Manny Pacquiao

share ko lang kasi nakakatawa..
(A funny tribute to Manny Pacquiao)

Manny Pacquiao was born in General Santos City.

At an early age, Manny is already showing signs of athleticism.

Manny came from a poor family. So most of time, he's on the street begging...

Because of his determination, Manny was able to finish Elementary.

Unfortunately, because of poverty, he's not lucky enough to finish High School.

At the age iof 15, he already showed his inclination on different sports like Sumo Wrestling

and basketball...

However, sad to say Manny failed on those sports. That's why Manny  becamed ver depressed. So depressed...

Untill Freddie Roach came to rescue..

and the rest is History

At present, Manny holds the distinction of being a seven time world champion in 7 different weight division. Because of his popularity in the boxing world.... Manny became an International Celebrity.
He already made international and local films like.....
"Super Pac-Man"

Dragon Ball Z , Saving Sergeant Pacquiao

Star Wars, Twilight

and Lord of the Rings

Because of the success of Twilight a local sequel was produced and it was entitled "Toilet"

Other local films made by Manny are "Machete"

"Tora-Tora Bang Bang"

and the top grossing "Tao ba ako Inay?"

He also made top rating teleserye like "Marimar"

"Dyesebel"

and "Meteor Rain"

Because of Manny's popularity, his mother Aling Dionisia also became an instant celebrity. Just like Manny also made top rating teleserye like ...
"Rusaleynda"

and "Katursi"

Manny was not really happy about the idea of his mother joining showbiz, because in short span of time Aling Dionisia got involved in various sex scandals like...
"Careless Whisper Scandal"

and "Web Cam Scandal"


Despite the intrigues, Manny is continiously receiving medals and awards because of the honor he has given to our country.

for all of us, he is "HERO"

Actually, there's a proposal in Congress to print Manny Pacquiao's face in the Five Peso Bill

We can never tell... in the near future because of Fame and Fortune Manny Pacquiao could become the next Philippine President.

WOW! what a Cinderella story...... hahahaha.... it was so touching!
Definitely we are not laughing at Manny Pacquiao, neither we are laughing at Mommy Dionisia.
We are laughing at the pictures depicting both of them.
Who will laugh at Manny Pacquiao....
Our world stops every time he's on the ring, the crime rate goes down and you can feel the unity among Filipinos.
He's an inspiration to all of us.
He's the best pound for pound boxer in world right now and nobody can dispute that.
Just recently he gave another honor to our country by becoming the cover of Time Magazine.


In November 14, Manny Pacquiao set a new world record as the 1st boxer to become a "Seven time Champion of the World"
in as many different weight divisions.
What a Feat!!!........

GO! GO! GO! IDOL....
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Stay Happy Friends.....

Thanks sa gumawa nito mabuhay ka... hehehe

kung gets mo? sige, sigaw na... Pinoy Ka!

Sunday, November 22, 2009

10 rules sa tagay

Sa Tagalog

  1. behave o maging mabait ( nandiyan si kumpare..)

  2. ang pulutan ay hindi ulam (di pa kasi naghapunan, sensya na..., hindi rin makasabay sa usapan kaya sa pulutan na lang babawi.. sige pa kwento lang kayo guys... )

  3. wag patagalin ang baso dahil marami naghihintay ( kailangan dyan pala o kaya forkclift..)

  4. wag uminom ng labis dahil hindi ka nag-iisa (drink moderately, iba naman kasi pass ng pass sa tagay..lalo na pag may kainumang chickababes )

  5. ang iniinom na alak ay diretso sa tiyan at hindi sa utak (kaya nga iinum para mahimasmasan ang iniisip na kalungkutan... di ba iinum tayo dahil bad trip.. utak ang badtrip hindi tiyan..)

  6. magpaalam kung uuwi na, hindi yong bigla na lang mawawala (baka kasi hindi papayagan..)

  7. ugaliing may dalang pera para may pang-ambag (sarap ng libre bro..)

  8. huwag matulog sa harap ng kainuman (pwede tumalikod?)

  9. siguraduhing makauwi ng bahay kahit lasing na (buti na lang maraming bahay..)

  10. wag pakialaman ang katabi dahil hindi to ulam (kung girl katabi ayos lang...)
O baka may pahabol ka pa?

kung gets mo? sige, sigaw na... Pinoy Ka!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Tipid nga ba?


Tipid nga ba?
Unang-una di mo na kailangan bumili ng maraming switch. Halimbawa, kung may sampung ilaw ka sa tahanan (hindi sampung nanay ha) kailangan mo lang bumili ng sampung exhaust fan at least tipid ka na sa switch...
wais di ba? parang si Lumen
Ganito po ang logic, isang switch lang kailangan sa dalawang bagay na to, ang ilaw at exhaust fan... tipid na nga ano?
Teka lang... zzzzzzzzzzz... kung di ko gagamitin ang ilaw, mamatay ang exhaust fan...
Paano ko patayin ang ilaw kung kailangan ko ng exhaust fan? Magulo na yata.... basta tipid to sa palagay ko... bahal na nga kayo mag-isip....

kung gets mo? sige, sigaw na... Pinoy Ka!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

bahay kubo at building ay parehas lang


Can you guess who live in this building? How? Why?
for me, naisip ko agad si Aling Bebang o kaya si Mang Ador, pwede rin si Inday Conching
parang nasa bahay kubo lang ano...
paano kung mahulog yang labahan?
sino sasalo?
Alam nyo ba ang kalsada sa baba? ay isa sa main highway ng UAE...
kahit saan talaga kilala mo ang Pinoy.. hehe



kung gets mo? sige, sigaw na... Pinoy Ka!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

wala kang katulad Pinoy


  iba talaga ang sipag ng Pinoy, kita naman hindi kuntento sa isang monitor, kundi dalawa-dalawa pa... hay...
teka lang, kasipagan ba to? o baka may pinagtataguan lang? hehe... sino  kaya ang mokong na may gawa nito?
pero kita mo naman kung ano ang nabukas sa monitor (autocad yata) at syempre ang nakabitin na shop drawings... Pinoy nga ba ang nakaupo rito? sa bagay kilala tayo sa Drawing skills, hindi yong pulitiko natin na ang pangako ay drawing lang ha, yon pong professionals na graduate ng Drafting or Civil Engineers...
sure na ba tayo na Pinoy ito... hmmm... kaya naman gawin ng iba to, lalo na pag-internet purposes yong isang monitor
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... tingin nga tayo sa ilalim ng mesa tsk.. tsk..tsk..
owzzzzzzzzzzzz... ayonnnnn .. may ganun...


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